- Talk cock, sing song play ping pong. ( got this one from Siang Shen)
- Beauty is skin deep but ugliness goes right through the bones :D
- KFC whoresome meals - guaranteed to make ya feel like a whore
- Try pronouncing P.H.O.N.E. Now try P.H.U.C.K !!!
- Idiots are plain stupid.
- Half of a glass is filled with water. Optimists call it half full. Pessimists call it half empty. Engineers call it a waste of space as the container is twice d size needed !!!
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A durian a day keeps everyone away from you.
- Hi miss, i've lost my number. Can i have yours?
- That asshole is an ace whore.
- Honeymoon years in studies are for real. You wake up totally exhausted the next day
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Another Friday night and i've nothing better to do so I'm listing down some of d quotes that i like. Some are my own creation while others are those which I've read about or heard from my friends.