Tuesday, April 8, 2008

My Inggelish R Ok Ok lar...


Juz a few X-zamples of what I mean:

"Hey there. U are fat lar... I think u need to get some circumcise."

"Dun feel so castrated. There is a yin lining behind each crowd."

"Aiyo. Y are u so licky ar??? Buy TOTO strike FIRST price?"

"Malaysia-Boleh. They have Oral B. We have Oral Me!!!"

Friday, April 4, 2008

Engineers are horny

Engineers are basically horny creatures by nature. They always disguise themselves as humans but in actual fact, they only wanna "fix" you. If you look hard enough, you can even see their horns. Yes... They are that horny. Just so you can shed your misconception that engineers are benevolent beings who fixes yr problems, allow me to give u an idea of their technical jargons.

This is a shaft. Any long rounded beams are called shaft by engineers. Usually they are graded by their strength and their ability to withstand pressure.
This is a bearing. How to use it? Well basically a shaft is inserted to it. During operations, it is suppose to reduce friction. When two surfaces come into contact and are rubbing against each other in high speed, it'll create heat and u'd see smoke coming outta it. Therefore, the bearing and the shaft needs to be LUBRICATED often.

What is the item used to contain the lubricants which engineers squirt onto the bearing and shaft? It is called a NIPPLE !!! Don't believe me? Go look for the definition of nipple.

Well those are for mechanical engineers. What bout electronics and electrical engineers? They are engineers too and for sure they are horny.

This is the picture of a port.
This is a serial cable with pins. There are other technical terms for the pins and the ports. One is called the male, the other is called the female. Between the pin and the port, which is the male and which is the female??? The male cable is suppose to be inserted into the female. Take a guess...

Just one question. What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??? Wanna know d answer???
Highlight the next line.
Start lubricating her...

Say it loud, say it loud, i'm gonna be an engineer and i'm proud !!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

The thought of Death

This very afternoon I think my grandma had a close brush with death. She is very old ady. 90. I'm sure most ppl have been lying down 6 feet under b4 they reach 90 but i guess my grandma is pretty lucky. 2 of her sisters passed away at the ripe old age of 90 sth.

Years ago she had a medical checkup. The doc found that she had sth that looks like a tumour inside of her. Surgery is not advised. The doc said she is very old and advised us to be prepared for the worst ady. It has been a few years since then. My uncle who had brought her for the check up had passed away b4 she did. Who would have thought that there are such ironies in life???

This afternoon however, it really seemed like my grandma was wasting away. It was so sad... But luckily she got over it. Managed to eat th for dinner... Guess she really should watch her diet after all... One thing i learnt from the harrowing experience is that there was never a thing to fear in death itself. Rather i thought that the very idea of death is due to the fear of loneliness. When our loved ones are taken away from us, loneliness is inevitable... I guess that is why most people fear death. We all will never know how things will be for our loved ones. Even if we are the ones to go, i'm sure our worries would be if our loved ones would be lonely without us by their side...

Treasure the ones you love while they are still around...


Friday, March 28, 2008

Sleepless and aimless...

I do wonder at nights like this, is it really ok to be sleepless and aimless? It is such a meaningless void at the moment it's killing me... At times i do wonder why it happens... Another sleepless night... another tired day...

Monday, March 24, 2008

My Love

When I first set my eyes on her, i knew she was the one i wanted. People say she is not as good as i think she is but i guess despite her flaws, she had what i wanted. Maybe it's true, the other one was better can do more stuff but her elegance and her uniqueness leaves more to be desired...

When i first took her out, it was hard to turn her on... I thought it was easy to navigate my way through but it took more work than i expected... Only got her to behave the way i want to after getting the right touch...

Brought her to uni today... I was of coz brimming with pride when passers by look in awe...

In short, she has inspired me to blog again... My love - My Viewty...


A pic taken with VGA quality on the viewty...

Another one taken with 3MP...

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Happy Chinese New Year !!!

It's CNY eve. Happy Chinese New Year everybody!!! May your wishes come true in the year of the rat. =)

Monday, February 4, 2008

Out of reach



It's that time of the year again... All the festive seasons come at one go... Instead of having the cheerful mood for it, i seem to be swept over by emotions knowing sometimes somethings are just not possible... The best song to sum up my feelings - Out of reach by Gabrielle.

Knew the signs wasn’t right
I was stupid, for a while
Swept away, by you
And now I feel like a fool

So confused
My heart’s bruised
Was I ever loved by you?
Out of reach, so far
I never had your heart
Out of reach, couldn’t see
We were never meant to be

Catch myself, from despair
I could drown if I stay here
Keeping busy, everyday
I know I will be ok

But I’m
So confused
My heart’s bruised
Was I ever loved by you?
Out of reach, so far
I never had your heart
Out of reach, couldn’t see
We were never meant to be

So much hurt, so much pain
Takes a while to regain
What is lost inside
And I hope that in time
You’ll be out of my mind
I’ll be over you

And now I’m
So confused
My heart’s bruised
Was I ever loved by you?
Out of reach, so far
I never had your heart
Out of reach, couldn’t see
We were never meant to be
Out of reach, so far,
You never gave your heart
In my reach, I can see
There’s a life out there for me