Engineers are horny

Engineers are basically horny creatures by nature. They always disguise themselves as humans but in actual fact, they only wanna "fix" you. If you look hard enough, you can even see their horns. Yes... They are that horny. Just so you can shed your misconception that engineers are benevolent beings who fixes yr problems, allow me to give u an idea of their technical jargons.

This is a shaft. Any long rounded beams are called shaft by engineers. Usually they are graded by their strength and their ability to withstand pressure.
This is a bearing. How to use it? Well basically a shaft is inserted to it. During operations, it is suppose to reduce friction. When two surfaces come into contact and are rubbing against each other in high speed, it'll create heat and u'd see smoke coming outta it. Therefore, the bearing and the shaft needs to be LUBRICATED often.

What is the item used to contain the lubricants which engineers squirt onto the bearing and shaft? It is called a NIPPLE !!! Don't believe me? Go look for the definition of nipple.

Well those are for mechanical engineers. What bout electronics and electrical engineers? They are engineers too and for sure they are horny.

This is the picture of a port.
This is a serial cable with pins. There are other technical terms for the pins and the ports. One is called the male, the other is called the female. Between the pin and the port, which is the male and which is the female??? The male cable is suppose to be inserted into the female. Take a guess...

Just one question. What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??? Wanna know d answer???
Highlight the next line.
Start lubricating her...

Say it loud, say it loud, i'm gonna be an engineer and i'm proud !!!